
Still have a lot to do on this one... but here she is.
Computer Art V Ashland University Spring 2010
Weapons are the best things to steal. Steal them from the sweaty fingers of evil people and tie the gun barrels in knots cartoon-style, and collect all the knives and hurl them out of the atmosphere. Try not to hit the moon, because then astronauts will find them and pick knife fights with each other and poke holes in each other’s space suits and deflate. And then our rocket ships would just be parked on the moon with the keys in the ignition, waiting for aliens to find them and go joy-riding.
Steal bombs out of bunkers and replace them with pianos and tubas and model ship-in-bottle kits, so instead of bombing people the terrorists could have hobbies. Don’t forget to include sheet music and wood glue. And snacks, because new hobbies make you hungry.
Steal the black belts right off the waists of kung fu masters. If you can do this, you deserve them more than they do.
Steal animal traps from fields and forests. Set them up in the lobbies of places like Haliburton and GE and the White House. Bait them with money and no-bid contracts. Have a taxidermist standing by to stuff the severed hands as a warning to future generations.
Steal Gothic spires off cathedrals and use them as trellises in your garden. Grow tomato vines and green beans on them and then when you eat your veggies a little bit of holiness will make its way through your digestive tract and into the plumbing, and eventually, to the rivers and oceans, which are in some need of holiness.
Steal coins from wishing wells and see if you can tell, by holding each coin in your fist and concentrating really hard, what wish went with what coin. If you find you have a talent for this, become a fairy godmother.
Steal souls back from the devil. You’ll have to distract him with a Gameboy and then dig up the field in Texas where he keeps the souls buried in small black wedding ring boxes, caked with dust. The souls will be shrunk to the size of lentils or smaller. Take them and go on a pilgrimage -- whenever you find someone without a soul, slip one into his beer or back pocket. The rest will happen naturally.
Laini Taylor
So.. If I'm looking to manipulate a good mood in people picking up these pennies, I should use imagery that makes them feel happy. So I've been thinking about things that make me happy- heres a short list of possible ideas and thoughts that could become imagery for the pennies.
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Some things that make me happy:
-popping bubble wrap
-fortune cookies
-finding lucky pennies
-making a wish on a shooting star
-blowing out birthday candles
-watching someone you care about sleep
-listening to drunk voice-mail messages
-wind chimes on a windy day
-walking on crunchy colored leaves in autumn
-secret handshakes
-trees
-picture books
-music
-balloons
-Laughing for no reason at all
-getting letters in the mail
-Driving down a scenic and peaceful road
-Tuning a radio to your favorite station
-Lying in bed just listening to the rain
-milkshakes or smoothies
-Watching the sun rise and set
-Waking up grateful for another beautiful day
-bubble baths
-good conversation with a friend
-having someone tell you that you are beautiful
-sweet dreams
-hot chocolate, tea, and coffee
-going on road-trips with friends
-making cookies
-swinging on swings
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What makes you happy? =]